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It was not very long ago that a guy could be 6’3” or 6‘4”and be a legitimate SG / SF in the NBA. (I’m still not sure what the difference is between a SG and SF – although I give props to TigerHeel for trying to explain it in a comment to my posting – but that’s besides the point here.) Joe Dumars started on a championship team. He was 6’3”. Danny Ainge did, too. He was 6’4”. Byron Scott, also. He was 6’4”. Jeff Hornacek and Sidney Moncrief were All-Stars. They were both 6’4”.

Today, the guys who excel at SG / SF are generally taller. Kobe is 6’6”. So is Vince Carter. And Andre Iguodala. And Brandon Roy. And Manu Ginobili. Joe Johnson is 6’7”. Sure, there are exceptions, like Dwyane Wade (6’4”) and Ben Gordon (6’3”). But, in general, it seems like the quality perimeter players have grown about 2 inches in the past 20 years.

I don’t understand why. One possible explanation is that the general population is getting a bit taller on average. Lemme tell ya’… that ain’t happening.

See, when I’m not hacking away at my keyboard typing crazy ramblings about basketball, I’m a lawyer. As a lawyer, I have often, over the last few years, found myself in places with lots of lawyers, like courtrooms and law school classrooms. I promise you, I never once looked around one of those rooms, and thought “Wow, everyone here is 6’2”. I bet that this group of lawyers is about 2 or 3 inches taller than a similar group of lawyers would have been 20 years ago.”

Take it from me, if you’re ever in a courtroom, you’re not going to find yourself thinking “Geez, these people are TALL!!!” Wide, maybe. Tall, not so much.

So, if the general population isn’t getting taller, then why are perimeter players?

Another possible answer is that there are simply more people than there used to be, so there is a larger pool of people to draw NBA talent from. Thus, while 6’6” people might not represent a greater percentage of the population than they used to, there are more 6’6” people around, and, therefore, more 6’6” people who can play shooting guard at an NBA level.

That kind of makes sense, but here’s the thing… the guys who play other positions in the NBA aren’t really getting taller. Consider point guards: Chris Paul is 6’0”. Steve Nash is 6’3”. Jameer Nelson – an All-Star last year – is 6’0”. Jonny Flynn, a hotshot rookie, is also 6’0”.

In fact, the centers in the league seem to be shrinking. We used to have guys like Robinson, Olajuwon, Ewing, Mourning, and Mutombo. They were all big and strong (not to mention that they were better than just about all of the centers in the league right now). Even the mediocre guys were huge. Mark Eaton was 7’4”, and 290 pounds. Look at the dude (those “wristbands” are actually washcloths taped around his wrists). There was a dude named Chocolate Thunder, who SHATTERED A BACKBOARD, and a dude name TREE Rollins. Get it? TREE Rollins. And I haven’t even mentioned Bill Laimbeer.

Now, even with all the advancements in weight training over the last 20 years, this guy is a quality center on a team that is 8-2. This guy has been a starting center on a playoff team. Here he is “protecting the paint,” and here he is trying to knock his opponents out of the way as he pursues a loose ball – just like Bill Laimbeer used to. (Remember, he’s the one in the white uniform.) David Lee, who is 6’9”, is the starting center, and best player, on, um, the Knicks.

I don’t understand. The point guards pretty much stay the same size. The centers either stay the same, or shrink. The perimeter guys, though… they grow 2 or 3 inches. Why?

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No Team For THE ANSWER?

It’s starting to look like Allen Iverson’s time in the league might be done. Or, if it’s not done, it might continue with AI being a bench player on the Grizzlies.

I don’t get it. The last time he played a full season on one team was ’07-08, when he was in Denver. He averaged 26.4 points and 2 steals per game, while shooting 46%. Those are excellent numbers, and that was only two years ago. Now there might be no spot in the league for him. It’s times like these when I feel like I could be an NBA GM, because I can’t do worse than some of the people who are currently serving as NBA GM’s.

The dude’s nickname is THE ANSWER, people. THE ANSWER. He was once featured in a Reebok commercial with Jadakiss, for his new sneaker, the A5. Jada rapped, “Check ‘em out, it’s the new A5, you gotta rock ‘em, THEY EVEN PUT A ZONE IN THE LEAGUE TO TRY TO STOP HIM.”
Got it? They LET TEAMS START PLAYING ZONE DEFENSE TO TRY TO STOP HIM.

Now you’re telling me that he’s a bench player on the Grizzlies? The Memphis Grizzlies? Is this some kind of joke?
Look, I understand why a real contender wouldn’t want him. He dominates the ball and takes about 20 shots per game when he’s doing his thing. If you’re already a contender, you don’t want to add a guy like that to the mix. And I also understand why a young team that’s years from contending wouldn’t want him. He’s not going to make a bad team a contender, so, if you’re a bad team with young players, you’re better off letting your young guys develop than you are having him dominating the ball. And I understand that some teams have salary cap issues.

Fine. But if you’re a borderline playoff team that could contend if you had some more firepower, why wouldn’t you do what you have to do to get this guy? He can score with the best of ‘em. And we’ve seen flashes from him, in the Olympics and in All-Star games, of an ability to play solid minutes at point guard when he’s surrounded by some offensive talent. His name is THE ANSWER. Remember?

Washington is 2-6. If they put THE ANSWER on the floor with Arenas, they would put a bunch of teams on their heels. Yes, it would be a relatively small backcourt. So what? How many backcourts in the league would get the best of those two guys?

New Orleans is 3-6. A backcourt of Chris Paul and THE ANSWER wouldn’t make some noise? Really? Chris Paul and Devin Brown makes more sense?

Miami starts Mario Chalmers. I like Chalmers but we’re talking about THE ANSWER. (Did I mention that already?) Dwyane Wade and Allen Iverson would be, um… what’s the word? Oh, yeah… F*!%NG LETHAL.

And, last but not least, the Sixers are 4-4. They average under 100 ppg. There’s a spot on their roster for some dude named Primoz Brezac. They don’t want THE ANSWER back? Really? Philadelphia wouldn’t welcome him back, to try to make a mediocre team a threat?

If this situation doesn’t strike you as absurd, do me a favor: Envision yourself as a sports reporter. You cover the New Orleans Hornets. You with me? Good. Now, imagine that you’re at the game they played last night against the Suns. They lost 124-104, to fall to 3-6 on the season. Imagine that you walk into the Hornets’ locker room minutes after the game, and talk to Devin Brown, who just put up 8 points on 3-12 shooting. You with me still? Good. Now, imagine that you say to Devin Brown “I hear that people around the league have started to call you THE ANSWER. Is that true?” (For those who are having trouble forming an image of Devin Brown, click here for a picture.)

Ok… you hear Devin Brown respond to your question by saying “I don’t know what the hell you’re talking about. I never heard anyone call me THE ANSWER, and I don’t know why anyone would?” You see the look of confusion on his face when he hears your question? Keep that in mind.
Now, imagine that you walk across the locker room, to Chris Paul. Chris is so pissed off about being 3-6 that he has steam coming out of his ears, and could melt a block of ice just by glancing at it. You go up to Chris, and you say “Chris, I heard that people around the league started calling Devin Brown THE ANSWER.”

You see the glare Chris gives you?

I rest my case.

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